You know you’re a Mini fan when...
Everytime you see a mini on the street you yell "MINI" and make sure everyone near you looks to see it.
You turn your music off for the first time in the history of driving a motor vehicle in order to listen to the beautiful sound of the MINI’s engine humming.
You drive a Mini Cooper but still find the need to slow down on the highway to check out the upcoming Mini on the left...
You tell everyone you meet about how great Minis are, like you’re some kind of salesperson for the company....
You walk back to your car and everytime you see it you think how beautiful it is
You buy a MINI and agonize more over the NAME then the actual deal in buying it.
You enjoy throwing your MINI around corners at excessive speeds...just because you can
You smile when the dashboard lights up
You always try to park near another MINI
After you’ve parked you keep looking back at it until it’s out of sight
You get pissed at other Mini drivers for not waving back.
You have a mini model of Mini Cooper
You refer to your Mini as He or She
You think you can race a Porsche and win just because your car is cooler looking
You wave at other mini drivers.
You have a picture of your MINI next to the picture of your kids on your desk at work.
You know you can drive 480 miles on a single tank of gas!
You find a big empty parking lot at the Mall and pretend you are in "The Italian Job"
You have become accustom to walking out of a store and seeing a swarm of strangers surrounding your MINI.
Your wife asks you why you don’t talk about your relationship that much and the room goes silent because you know it will be a fight if you say "Because my mini is sexy and does what I ask..."
and for the diehard fans... You get a MINI Wings tattoo on your ass!
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